Interview
Mistakes? Employ these delightful tips to ensure your
interviewing destruction.
We’ve all had a bad job interview at some stage, but it could be worse!
If you think your interview was the worst job interview think again.
All the steps that we go through in our suggested interview have
actually happened!
Not all at the same time you’ll be relieved to know, but they are all
based on true interview stories.
Before we start your step by step interview self-destruction plan, we
have found two funny job interview videos to illustrate our plan.
We hope you enjoy them. Just click on the picture
to play.
Video 2
Hope you enjoyed the Video’s.
Now let’s start the step by step guide . How to have the worst Job
interview.
Step 1
Before you get to the interview make sure you are dressed
inappropriately
Example: Jogging suit for a managerial position where you will always
be required to wear a suit
Dirty shoes or trainers
Crumble shirt with or without stains.
Step 2
You have two options here.
Option 1 arrive 30 minutes early . Go into reception and advise them
you will be waiting outside. Make sure they can see you and proceed to
open a bottle of beer and drink it. Then when it is nearer the time go
back into reception and put your empty bottle on the reception desk.
Option 2 arrive 30 minutes early sit in reception and keep looking at
your watch or stand at the desk and keep tapping your fingers on the
desk.
Option 3 arrive late and put an empty beer bottle on receptionist desk.
When you arrive for your interview make sure you have no idea who is
interviewing you.
Step 3
When you are in reception put your perfume or aftershave on and make
sure it’s overpowering.
Put your sunglasses on and leave them on through
the whole interview.
Step 4
Arrive chewing gum - if you can blow bubbles with it even
better.
Step 5
The handshake – a vital first impression setter.
Option 1 Make sure your handshake is very limp – like grabbing wet
lettuce.
Option 2 A very firm hand crushing handshake - you’re going
for tears in the eyes of your interviewer.
Option 3 A normal handshake but with really sticky hands – A slightly
shift grin accompanies this one perfectly.
Step 6
On your way to the interview room make sure smell your armpits.
Make sure you are noticed having a good sniff of your own armpit –
personal hygiene is very important.
Step 7
Remove the gum you’ve been chewing and pass it to the interviewer
asking them to put it in the bin for you – remember to say thank-you!
Alternately stick your gum under the interviewers desk.
Step 8
Don’t wait to be asked to take a seat, just sit down kick off your
shoes, put your feet on the desk and relax.
Step 9
When asked for a copy of your Resume / CV either handover a crumpled
copy or say you forgot it.
Step 10
Appear disinterested, giggle, laugh or whistle ever time you are asked
a question
Step 11
When asked what you know about the company make sure you tell them you
did no research or just make something up.
Step 12
Make sure you keep your cell phone/ mobile phone on at all times and
when it rings answer it and ask the interviewer if they would mind
leaving the room because it is private.
Step 13
It’s getting to the end of the interview so again you have 2 choices.
You can stand up without saying a word and walk
out, or ask your interviewer for a lift home.
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